VIDEO: Girl who 'murdered' her wisdom teeth is strangely inspiring

As the world learned from "David after Dentist," people -- especially young ones -- who are heavily sedated are simultaneously profound and hilarious. That's definitely the case with this video that's making the rounds today, wherein a teenage girl mourns the loss (actually, the death) of her wisdom teeth.

This video of Abbie Kritz weeping uncontrollably about the guilt she felt about having her wisdom teeth removed is both sweet and funny. The best line?

"They were just trying to help me chew and I didn't accept them."